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The Purpose of This Site
This site is here to remind you of one thing, and that is... Mullets are evil. They are bad, very bad, very, very bad. Don't give into their power. They may look like fun, but you'll find out just how wrong you were when they take over your brain! Beware of the mullet and it's evil ways. You might be its next target! |
Mullet Sightings
The following are sightings of noteworthy mullets and other big events.
5/31/2002: I saw this super nasty mexi mullet. It's the greasiest one I've seen yet! It was at my brother's high school graduation. Who wears a mullet to a graduation?!
5/11/2002: I saw the world's longest mullet! Yes, it was short in the back, but in the back it was past his bum!
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What is a mullet?
Mullets are horrible parasites that find unsuspecting passers-by, then leap onto their heads and attach to their brain-stems. They then slowly take control of your nervous system, then when they have complete control of your body they make you do bad things like eat with sporks! |
Questions, anyone?
If you have any questions regarding mullets or sporks or if you have a picture of a mullet please e-mail me at the address below.
MulletsBadPunkGood@hotmail.com
Sorry, I was experimenting and it didn't quite work, so if you can't get anything to play on the media player below don't worry... it's not you.
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