To spork or not to spork?
Sporks were developed as an eating utensil that would serve as both a fork and a spoon. I bet you didn't know this, sporks were invented by a mullet. That's right folks, mullets were behind them ever since their very beginning. I know what you're thinking, "Why are you so prejudice against mullets and sporks?" Well, let me say this, do you consider some one who doesn't like cancer or HIV prejudice to that disease? No, of course not! Therefore I am not prejudice, I'm simply trying to warn the world of this great evil!!

A little something to ponder
If a spork is a horrible mutated spoon/fork creature, why isn't there a spoon/fork/knife creature? Now who's prejudice?! Darn you and your non-knife creatures!

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