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LiquifiedPoo
Please don't be afraid of my disgusting screen name. If you knew me you'd know why I got that screen name. Let's just say I'll never eat another frosty from Wendy's ever again... OK, maybe I will (they're just so good!)

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mulletsbadpunkgood@hotmail.com

Remember: Sporks are just as evil as mullets. If you see a spork walking down the road don't stop to say hi, do NOT give it a ride, don't even make eye contact (...wait... do sporks have eyes?). Everything I say is for your own good.