| Mullet Synonyms Here are your wonderful mullet synonyms. If I forgot any please notify me at once!
 
 Mullet
 Shlong
 10/90
 Business Cut (business in the front; party in the back)
 Hockey Hair
 Ape Drape
 Achey Breaky Hair
 Tenessee Tophat
 Mississippi Mudflap
 The Whorehouse Cut
 The Riverside Cut
 Soccer Rocker
 SFLB
 Kentucky Waterfall
 
 Ok, I know there's a lot more. Help me out guys!
 
 
 |  Mullet Species Here are the different classes of mullet that we have encoutered so far. If you have encountered more please e-mail me either a picture or description. Thanks.
 
 Shloooooong: Short in the front; really, really long in the back.
 
 Mexi Mullet: The most common mullet found among the Mexican culture. It tends to be curly and greasy. Not a pretty sight.
 
 Punk Mullet: This one could actually become an OK hairstyle. It can be few different things. It can be a mohawk with a tail, shaved head with hair int he back, and much, much more.
 
 Reverse Mullet: Short in the back; long in the front. I've only seen one real case of this, and I just want to say to that one person, "Cut your bangs you retard!"
 
 The Shemullet, Dike Mullet, Femullet, Chick Mullet: It has many names to go with its many styles. The Chick Mullet is basically any average mullet on a female.
 
 The He-Shemullet: A mullet attached to some one whom you can't quite tell of which gender He/She is. Quite disturbing.
 
 The Micah-Mullet: Buzzed on top, but leaves the bangs, and long in the back. I named this mullet after my 'friend' Micah who had a wannabe mullet quite similar to this.
 
 Don't be afraid to e-mail me with other classifications. I think I covered the main groups.
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